La Bamba Bar

[pampamsam]

Now, now Pacman the compliments keep piling up, I don't know where to begin.

You know I'm in the process of getting new computers, in my office as well as my laptop.

Actually I was only thinking of having a party so I don't know what Rossco is posting... Is it the Tigers???

Just kidding about that, I was looking to celebrating the Grand Opening of La Bamba Bar-The Premier Ladyboy Venue Destination in Pattaya.

Yes I think Porn and I can manage a drink for you Pacman.

As for Naang Faa, It will be my pleasure to begin negotiations for a visit by Her Royal Highness...

Carry on Pacman.

[pacman]

A drink ! One lousy drink you bastard.

I expect to see the beer truck backing up to the cellar door & taking half the day to unload.

There will be so many people fighting to get to the bar just to watch me peeling grapes
for the Princess, that you will need re-inforcements to control them all.

You can do better than that Sam. I have it on good authority that Stringfellows sell beer as well.
No cancel that, last time I was in there they didn't have
San Miguel light.
Plus Suzy Salami had let the python out for a walk & I was getting a little nervous.        

OK, back to La Bamba; I will just have to learn Thai for :

"Sam said it's no problem."          

and :

"Sam said take the rest of the night off, come to my room, & he'll pay you later"            

[Naang Faa]

As for Naang Faa, It will be my pleasure to begin negotiations for a visit by Her Royal Highness...

After several hours with the privy council,they feel it would be rude to ignore such an
explicit invite,so i along with my consorts shall attend said shindig!
so i will see you all there...
x

[pampamsam]

(Naang Faa @ Feb. 04 2008,21:36)

As for Naang Faa, It will be my pleasure to begin negotiations for a visit by Her Royal Highness...

After several hours with the privy council,they feel it would be rude to ignore such an
explicit invite,so i along with my consorts shall attend said shindig!
so i will see you all there...
                                            x

Am now in shock...speechless after the Giants win the Super Bowl. Now this...?

Naang Faa you have made Sam's day. Now it doesn't matter what insults Pacman hurls at my elderly PC.

Do tell us what yourself and your entourage like to drink and I will make sure it is on hand. With you on hand am sure a great time will be had by all...

[Naang Faa]

Well thanks for the invite,
Myself i drink Bacardi and coke...as for the entourage,they don't drink much,
they may even let me travel alone if i can be trusted not to end up in Beijing...
.....or the whole god damn lot of us my come...
so be afraid..be very afraid!
x

[stogie bear]

After several hours with the privy council...

Are they still charging 5 baht a time?

[pacman]

    Your Majesty    

Sam, I will assign myself to care for the welfare of the Princess.        
After all what are friends for?      

Prepare the golden carriage for her arrival.

Sprinkle Soi Yamato with rose petals, everything must be in readiness.

Reserve the couches for the exclusive use of Naang & entourage & have them recovered in the finest silk.

And if Stogie or any of our esteemed board members wishes to affect an introduction,
it will be ensured by the placement of a large denomination note in my back pocket.            

Or a large G&T on ice will be fine.      

Pattaya will never have seen the like of such a splendid occasion . . .
you will laugh, you will cry, you will just wish you had been there.            

Gentlemen, you have less than 2 weeks notice to cancel all other plans.

In the presence of ATS Royalty, Princess Naang Faa, His Stogieness, your host pampamsam . . .

. . . . and the court jester - moi      

plus the full contingent of La Bamba staff.            

[Naang Faa]

Well don't go overboard....
I am a simple girl,simple minded,simple pleasures....simply me....

P.S if the whole family come down too there will not be enough room
and it will turn into a street party!

Looking forward to it though,
x

[pacman]

A simple girl !!!

I wont hear of such blasphemy. If anyone else had made such a remark - instant beheading.

No my Princess, you will be surrounded by simple minded people, there will be
Stogie, Sam . . . um, . .Rossco, hang on . . .

. . . Sam, do you want to be inviting that ruffian Rossco?, we do have standards to maintain you know.

I mean what will the neighbours think?

Sorry, what was that Sam?, some of the BMs are worse !!            

Oh good lord, just what manner of debauchery are we hosting here?

[pampamsam]

Why that Tiger guzzling ruffian as you call him is OK. If it wasn't for Rossco who would snap the pics?

[Guest]

The date is firmly fixed in my diary under must attend

[pacman]

Well you're one we can count on pentire.        

Let's see, that's about 5 . . . hmmm, Sam, I think one pig on a spit will be enough.

I feel we should make this by RSVP, that way we know who is coming,
because it's very quiet out there.          

At the moment, with over 30 La Bamba staff, every free lancer in Pattaya dropping by, busloads of girls
coming down from from Bangkok, plus to that mix we add Naang Faa's posse,
La Bamba Bar in Soi Yamoto on Sat 16th is going to be
LADYBOY CENTRAL for the entire bloody world.                      

Now who is not coming might make a shorter list.

I know at least one guest flying in especially for the weekend just for the party . . .

. . . if he can do it, SO CAN YOU !!!!                    

[pampamsam]

You don't mean you got him... to attend!!!

[pacman]

"him"

Very funny wise guy.      

No Sam, I think Franck would be cruising the South Pacific in his private yacht.
I never did tell you how much he got off me, did I?            

BTW, have you heard from our erstwhile drinking partner lately?          

Without him this whole night wouldn't be happening, we would never have met.
I think it appropriate a toast be made in memory of the old pirate as soon as everyone has charged their glasses.
Then you can charge them to fill their glasses up again.

Perhaps we can LT Nicky to be present on the night,
sort of a mascot to represent a forgotten time.

She'll have to work for her keep though.
Sam ,do you have one of those little French Maids outfits?
Fishnet stockings, exposed buttocks with g-string disappearing up her arse, that sort of thing.          

[pampamsam]

(pacman @ Feb. 08 2008,11:08) "him"

Very funny wise guy.

No Sam, I think Franck would be cruising the South Pacific in his private yacht.
I never did tell you how much he got off me, did I?

BTW, have you heard from our erstwhile drinking partner lately?

Without him this whole night wouldn't be happening, we would never have met.
I think it appropriate a toast be made in memory of the old pirate as soon as everyone has charged their glasses.
Then you can charge them to fill their glasses up again.

Perhaps we can LT Nicky to be present on the night,
sort of a mascot to represent a forgotten time.

She'll have to work for her keep though.
Sam ,do you have one of those little French Maids outfits?
Fishnet stockings, exposed buttocks with g-string disappearing up her arse, that sort of thing.

I will have to have a look in the old wardrobe for that outfit. Is it for you or do you need a smaller size?

No I have yet to get a direct message from my benefactor....I miss those odd, formal emails. I agree, I feel like I owe almost everything to him. Great teacher.

BTW what would you think of a pre-party Party on the 13-15 all inclusive?

No... bad idea!!!