Grandma's remedies...

[Bumpa STIKKA]

Life's greatest questions and answers are at hand...

Here's just a slew of the fantasmic advice I haven't yet followed...

First one...

How to approach your Thai missus when you've been a bad boy...

When you come home drunk, stinking of bad whiskey and fresh spunk splatter - undress and stand in front of her naked and exposed, hand her a sharp knife and tell her that you just cheated on her and the whore you just paid 500 baht for was much better in the sack then she ever was...

She'll love you for it and you'll gain her respect and have breakfast in bed for the next month!

Add your own handy tips here...  

[gizmo]

Dont try anything Bumpa
advises

[anicon]

... "Mama's gonna worry, I've been a bad bad boy, no use sayin sorry, its just sumthin' I enjoy..."  

[mission]

(gizmo @ Mar. 03 2011,23:40) Dont try anything Bumpa
advises  

Thank's gizmo, caused me to laugh out loud.  

[moe666]

I think you are in deep shit, donot go home I repeat do not go home.

[Torurot]

Chicken soup with a Lemon and Honey chaser

[johnnydiver]

For a fever, my mother used to give me hot whiskey, with lemon and honey! Maybe that was why I alsways kept complaininmg that I have a fever!

As for Bumpa's kindly remedy, I think it woud be safer if you just moved to a different town! Somewhere away from your wife's brothers! Just my two cents worth.