Excuses, excuses, excuses...

[Road Runner]

Good advice.

As you arrive back buy some bananas or even better durian and eat it as you approach the appartment.

When you get in the door offer some to your girlfriend.

The smell will overpower anything on you and if she eats some too will wreck her sense of smell.

RR.

[Monkey]

Just been thinking about the condoms.

You need to lose that latex + spermacide + lubricant smell and that can be tough.

Most condoms are made from latex rubber. If you think your condom reduces sensitivity or you dislike the rubbery, latex smell, try a polyurethane condom such as Durex Avanti or eZ.on.

from: http://www.rainbow-project.org/dev/node/46

Might be worth experimenting with different types and brands before you leave home.

That smell is very distinctive (especially on your cock) and hard to get rid of.

[thegame925]

I assume your Thai GF lives in BKK and visits you in your hotel or you visit her in her apartment.

Either way, it does not really matter.

It would have helped if I knew your occupation/job, total length of stay, and whether you just want some activity in the evenings or for the whole night, or whether you would be satisfied with a few hours during the afternoons, etc.

However, I will try and cover all possible scenarios and you can pick (and pick and mix) from the following list:

1. If your job give you any plausible excuse to have to visit Hong Kong (or any other outside Thailand location) for 4 days, tell your GF that, unfortunately, you have to leave and you then can check into another hotel and do that which you want to do.

2. You can invent people you have to see €“ appearing totally pissed off that you have to leave her for a few hours. These can be business people or friends of your parents; or a relative €“ or maybe you have to have a Medical at Bumrungrad hospital €“one afternoon and then they call you back for further tests, x-rays, MRI Scans, stress tests.

3. Take the hospital one a step further and after the initial tests you have to go into hospital for two nights to be wired up to a machine to be checked for an irregular heart pattern (or brain pattern) whilst sleeping €“ and no she can€™t visit and, because of the types of tests, you can€™t take a mobile phone into the hospital with you.

4. Tell her you have to have some dental work done (good for three afternoons only).

5. Tell her that a long €“time friend wants you to go see the Bridge over the River Kwai and it is so long since you have seen him that the two of you will gabble all day and, if she came along, she would just be bored €“ then, being the idiot you are, you phone her to say you missed the bus back and the next bus is the following day €“ but she should not worry because you have been offered overnight accommodation by the Bus Station Manager.

6. Tell her you have received a call from your mother telling you that your mother€™s sister was on vacation in Chang Mai and has had an attack of blood poisoning, so you have to fly up, and then accompany your aunt back in an ambulance €“ to the Bangkok International Suvarnabhumi Airport and wait until her husband arrives in an Air-ambulance which will take her back to whichever country you are from.

7. Tell her you need to go to your country€™s Embassy to rectify a problem with your passport €“ Your appointment is at 2 pm €“ you wait until it closes (check time) and they finally told you they were keeping your passport and you had to come back at 2 pm the following day whereupon you waited and waited and finally got it back at closing time.

8. You are late because you on the BTS in the wrong direction.

I strongly suggest that instead of doing 4 days straight LB-mongering you do 2 days, then service your GF and then do another 2 days LB-mongering.

Hotels:
Near Nana is the PB Hotel, 40 Sukhumvit Soi 3, Wattana, Bangkok 10110 Tel: 02 651 1525

Near KC3 is The Pavilion Place,  37/3-17 Patpong 2 Road, Bangkok 10500 Tel: 02 677 6240

Both hotels rent cheaply, short-time or overnight  and both have showers, soap, shampoos, towels, etc.

Rules:

Buy a tooth-brush, hair brush, a second bottle of the after-shave you normally use, deodrant, etc.
Leave these in a plastic bag at the Reception Desk of the hotel you choose to use and throw everything away when you have finished your outside activities.

Take a spare shirt, underpants, socks, etc., out with you the first time you go out.

Shower and wash your hair etc after you have finished with the LB.

Put on the spare clothes €“ do not kiss the LB goodbye €“ better still,  let her go before you take your final shower.

Give your dirty clothes to the Hotel Reception Desk and have them have the clothes laundered and ironed overnight for you to collect on the next visit.

If you feel when you get home you need to service your GG GF and don€™t feel you can rise to the occasion €“ buy a Viagra or a Ciallis pill and swallow that pill in advance of going to bed.

Most guys involved a permanent wife or partner who want some action with a GG or LB on the side have not had problems solving this situation €“ I am sure you can cope.

Good luck!

[Looker]

tg925, Sir, watched some CSI episodes lately?    

[EyeMahk]

thegame925 has written some very wise words.

[manarak]

hey theGame, wow, excellent!

my advice is even shorter, I wish I had followed it long ago: forget about the girl.

[Guest]

I agree with manarak, LB or GG? Take the LB every time.

[thegame925]

Come on, it is no big deal - I have been "playing away" for over fifty-five years, and never been caught out yet, (touch wood).

But I knew how to play the game at a very young age, having been taught the tricks by one of the truly great adulterers of all time (and no, it was not Errol Flynn or Portfiro Rubirosa, but my mentor was up there with those guys in terms of conquests).

It ain't nuclear physics; it is simple common sense and being able to believe that one€™s conscience is clear.

The key is to believe the tales one tells and to always look ones partner unflinchingly in the eyes when telling the stories.

But yes, , I agree with the short version, dump the GF and go for a variety of LBs.

[sukhumvitpoler]

Thegame you seem like a old master! i think i could learn many things from you.....please can i study at your school of nobbing about abit

[thegame925]

There are many contributors to this Forum from whom each of us can learn something.

Use the search function for answers to a specific topic.

Read the Trip Reports; there is often a lot of "meat" within the text as well as the "meat" shown in the photographs.

For "Homework" you can read and learn - but the best form of study is your own "Field Work" and your own "Case Studies".

Experiment; sample; practice; use the  "trial & error" approach; learn from both your mistakes and from your successes.

I can assure you that it is all great fun - and you will soon graduate and be able to teach a "Master-Class" of your own in LB A & M (Appreciation and Mongering).

Good luck and enjoy each and every one of your experiences!

[uptoyou]

Fooling around behind a woman's back and hiding it from her is weak and needy on your part.

Be honest with her about what you want, which is to have sex with other people. You don't have to tell her who they are.

If she can't handle that and it results in a breakup, big deal. There are 3 billion other women on this planet, so go find one who can.

Live your life from a position of power. Define the terms of your relationships instead of letting other people define you.

[azza33]

(BAM @ Aug. 21 2008,22:37) Last year I was at a buddy€™s house who was having a family party€¦ We told his wife and the other girls there we were going to Best Buy to check out some high def TV€™s€¦. when we went back to the party his wife started to sniff him like she was a dog€¦ then she says €œYou smell like women€™s sweat!€ Oh my fucking God€¦. It was shocking!!!!

I guess you must have worked the TV sales lady very hard

[azza33]

Good to see the board is frequented by the morally indefensible!!

[daveduke007]

You stated that your girl was an "investment"
WHAT THE FUCKS THAT ABOUT 

It seems you "dont care" for her much and if this is so then let her go, otherwise I hope she cuts your "Cock" off  you "selfish" twat

[Looker]

(kathylc @ Aug. 21 2008,21:38) A GG can tell you have been playing around on her. You can see it, smell it, taste it.  I had a BF one time that got a bit on the side and he thought he was getting away with it.  Your demeanor changes, your typical conversation bits change, your actions, plus in mosty cases your dick does not do what it normally or used to do either.

I definitely agree with you Kathy
I guess it' more like a case of the GF or wife letting you screw around because, at the end, either she doesn't really care/mind that much and realizes that if you do not overboard extremely it's no big deal.