Quotable "quotes!"

[Guest]

Ladyboys and BM say some of the funniest things or spew out a statistics, facts or who knows what. Some of them stick in your head. I'll post these below as an example. Would love to hear some others from the forum. It would be best to credit who said it. If its incriminating then just post unamed after quote.


"You can take the ladyboy out of the bar, but you cant take the bar out of the ladyboy" - unknown kiwi living in Australia


After seeing two lbs get in a little spat that incuded a purse swing Patong lb Aum said: I think 95% of the ladyboys are like that....not me.

I often ask lbs that I'm with for several days about their family acceptance for them as lb. When I asked one about her father she said: I was 17 and my father tell me You look nice, you can be a ladyboy but be a good ladyboy, don't do drugs, dont steal be a good ladyboy.
-Mint of Patong who doesn't drink, drug, or steal.


"Many ladyboys go with young man for free, I never go for free, young man gives me money" Aum patong

Hope some of ya's remember some good ones, not looking for the ones where a lb screamed out your name and how big ur viagra filled cock is while having sex. Hopefully get some great ones.

[Snick]

Snick: You ever use 'Mom in Hospital' line ?
LB: I once used brother and mother on motorbike hit family buffalo, got 20,000 for it.

LB: I Lost my Bank Account
Snick: Can't you go to the bank and get new book ?
LB: (laughs) No, the guy in Germany stop sending me money

"Snick Ting Tong" - Trying to remember a LB who has not said that

Snick: Let me drive the bike you're drunk
LB: No, I am Thai I can drive drunk not like Farang

[Guest]

That was so fitting Snick, I was going to poach your signiture which is a great quote.

I don't love you, I love money - May, now Mary Patong

My cock get strong and cum everytime because I never take hormone - Sonya Patong

[bigmick22]

"I'm not drunk, I am be fine" - then she fell to the floor in a heap

[bigmick22]

"take your clothes off now - yeah, sexy!!!" - said out loud in her sleep and in English too

(she has no recollection of saying this - I laughed for about 30 minutes and couldn't go back to sleep)

[jimslim]

I don't like Thai man - 99.9 % of ladyboys

Jim why Irishman always talk so sweet but cheeky when drunk - best keep that one ANON

Oh yeh baby that is the right hole ! - very popular and very funny Bangkok ladyboy .

Where your friend ? have hair like buffallo pussy ? - best to keep the friends name underwraps

Darling how many times you chock wow today ? - regular telephone call that always comes with an exaggerated reply on my part

[bigmick22]

"You same your small friend from ireland. Why all Irish man like joke too much?" - guess who said that Jim?

[JaiDee]

(jimslim @ Mar. 16 2009,23:04) I don't like Thai man - 99.9 % of ladyboys  

funny.....  and where exactly  is the .1%  who DONT??

   "they drink and gamble too much na, me like falang better......you fat, old, ugly, me no care, like falang better''

    as they head off to the gay sections of BKK where the young boys sell their wares

[Road Runner]

(bigmick22 @ Mar. 16 2009,16:26) "take your clothes off now - yeah, sexy!!!"  - said out loud in her sleep and in English too

Best laugh I had all week!

RR.

[JaiDee]

did you guys ever hear a ladyboy with an english {Like UK english} accent??

It's pretty fucking funny...... talk to old-school Som someday and you can hear it, she spent a lot of time in London and now is 1/2 Thai and 1/2 ''would you like some crumpets with that tea?"

[anthony70]

i not care about money, i go with you because i like you.

if i not like falang , i not go.

next time you can go with me for free, pay only bar.

[Guest]

Where u go? You want me to go with you?

No thankyou I say to street lb.

What you want? I can get?

and if I'm with lb.

You want two? as they flash peace sign.

- most lbs from street.

If they know my lb, then in Thai they ask her "Is that your huzband"

[Guest]

"Good morning.....fuck me, fuck me!"

"At 5 o'clock today me and you finit"

"Why you come to Phuket first before you go to gf in Bangkok?"

-Mint Patong Tequila bar

"I come to Patong first to get butterfly out before I go to gf in Bangkok"

"I'll give you 1000 baht for all night and if your good you get 1500 baht"
-Boarhog

[laputanegra]

"You Want I Take Care Of You"

a lesbo lb in huahin

[bigmick22]

what did you say back?