Nobody Asked Me But...

[PigDogg]

Went up to Bangkok for a day; a few observations.....

Nobody on the Skytrain dressed like a slut. Just about every girl on a baht bus is in slut mode.

Bus took a different route back and the sights and smell reminded me of the Jersey Turnpike. Except we were riding on the left hand side of the road, the pretty girls in Jersey (oxymoron) don't have cocks, and there ain't ging to be no Super Bowl in Chonburi.

[JaiDee]

(PigDogg @ May 27 2010,00:10)  

Nobody on the Skytrain dressed like a slut.  

[kevin4252]

Turnpike only smelled up by you now, ahh, Secaucus

[farangbah]

Any used-tire ponds by the side of the road?

[JaiDee]

(kevin4252 @ May 27 2010,05:15) Turnpike only smelled up by you now, ahh, Secaucus

Surely a coincidence that MSNBC is based out of there, yes?

Or could the mixed odor of sulfer, chemical waste and lunatic fringe lefty ranting all mixed together be causing the stench??

[BlueBallz]

.....dont forget about the rotting corpses thrown on the weeds......or it could be Snooki's rancid snatch!!!

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!

[kevin4252]

Lets not forget now it is the "Garden State", very fertile land across the entire length and breadth of it, fertilized by all those bodies dumped by those NY families,

[pacman]

I am hoping you didn't have anything to do with those bodies Mr Kevin4252...

[BlueBallz]

He might not be directly involved but I a CERTAIN he would know a guy who knew a guy......

[PigDogg]

Rumor has it that Jimmy Hoffa was buried beneath one of the endzones of the old Giants stadium.

So the players celebrating after a TD would then be dancing on his grace. Also gives new meaning to the term "coffin corner".

[harley quinn]

(BlueBallz @ May 27 2010,12:49) .....dont forget about the rotting corpses thrown on the weeds......or it could be Snooki's rancid snatch!!!

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!

On the Jersey turnpike?

[PigDogg]

that old chestnut..........................

a guy and his girl were in the backseat of his car and things were getting hot and heavy and the girl whispers "honey kiss me where it stinks"
so he hops behind the wheel and drives to New Jersey

[Snick]

(JaiDee @ May 27 2010,01:09)

(PigDogg @ May 27 2010,00:10)  

Nobody on the Skytrain dressed like a slut.  

Depending on the time of day. they dress like Uni-Girls which is even better.