Why George Pill LOVES LBs

[George Pill]

LOVES

Sport fucking. LB€™s never say, €œI don€™t do that€.
Walk around room naked acting naturally like I€™m not around. Exercising or lewd dancing in the buff in my room.
Washing and massaging her feet and polishing and painting her nails sloooowly. Toe sucking, too. Forget the custom not to point feet at Thais. LBs do not have a problem with this at all. Dry shaving her legs, feet, and whole body with a disposable razor. Fun to try to shave her anal opening. They love it when you pamper them and pour their drinks so buy some hard liquor at the duty free shop before you come. Gotta figure out where to get ice. I don€™t see ice machines in my hotel.
Wear panties with ball sticking out or not wearing any underwear at all so I can fondler her in dark places
Love LB€™s who flash. Just lift your mini-skirts and show us the merchandise. Haven€™t seen this in public. Only in bars with dancers. Just hold your arm up and grab the forearm with other hand. that sez, "Who€™s the biggest?€ Then watch the YAIs proudly show you their merchandise right there on stage. Fun spectacle for all.
Lovely boob jobs. Not too soft and not too hard. They€™re just right. Amazing that Thailand surgeons do such excellent jobs on them. I have seen many with results that look like natural breasts and not volleyballs that are cut in half. Amazing surgical accomplishments. I know. I am a surgeon. I would love to observe a breast implant operation at Thailand€™s best hospital. Unlike other places. No incision marks under the breasts. Injected through the armpit. First time I ever saw that. LB love to tell you about their surgeries. I have seen photos of new pussies, and they are so well done. These guys are up to par with America€™s surgeons.
Love LB€™s who don€™t slice off their love tools. Pains me to hear a favorite conversationist did the knife. She also did her face and lost weight. She is so beautiful and more so than a girl. Couldn€™t even recognize her. But once she told me no longer pole dances I lost interest. She is so mad at me. To all LB€™s. Don€™t do it. To all you famous names like May, Karn, Noon, Liccey, Bam, June, Ton, Ronnie, and so on I say this. I will lose interest in you and find an untouched partner. Your HUM is your best selling point. No hum, no Baht.
Sex with no condom
Love that they let you slip your fingers up there. Try two, then three. Dildos next. They don€™t complain. Have yet to fist one. Have you?
Love photos of my fingers deep into their oral cavities. Along with other things. Lots of ropey saliva makes for more excitement. Amazingly they let you do so. They want you to be happy. Love it when they say, €œUp to you.€
Making lots of slapping noises
Wrestling, spanking, rough housing, sparring, pretend choking, arm bars, tickling, pinching, etc.
sexy heels with straps or clear plastic covers. Love toes and feet with nicely done polish. Flip flops also good. Thai LB€™s have such nicely shaped peds. They take care of them and know their ten little piggies are potent sex objects of desire.
Taking lots of photos of them acting lewdly. Thai LB€™s know they€™re beautiful and want you to shoot them. Then you reward them by turning off the lights and swallowing them. If you are a good lover they will want you to barfine them again and take more pics that you thought you forgot to take before.
They love cum, and I have lots to give. So do I. The Thais are not the only ones who smile. We do, too. You can tell when you see me looking out the jet window leaving LOS. I€™m not sad. I€™m already starting to plan my next trip there. Have been coming every Nov-Dec for the last 3 years and am jetting in to recharge my batteries next month after getting my $40 2-month tourist visa stamp. Am considering making it twice a year with the next Songkran 2016. Will need to get a waterproof camera to back up my Go Pro with remote control and lots of Sandisk Extreme Pro 64 GB SD cards.
Wet Tshirts at Songkran. Never seen a photo of a LB€™s wearing a bra under. So glad Songkran is a week long of exciting watery mayhem. Great for tourism. Who cares about a coup? AIDS? Robberies and shootings? Just fight back.
Love it when they smile at you with those incredibly white teeth. They take such good care and brush everyday. Love to shoot videos of them in the bathroom cleaning up, brushing teeth, applying makeup, posing, caring for their silky hair while my camera stuck to the mirror with suction cup records everything. They love to show off and I love them doing so. Voyeur€™s wish cum true.
Love those dental braces. Makes them look like high school teenagers. Super that Pattaya is so full of dentists with huge billboard signs. I satisfied my curiosity and ended up paying only 6,000 Bahts for an ultrasonic dental cleaning and laser whitening. Did this twice in two years. Only bummer is it can burn your gums in some places resulting in ulcers. So no cum swallowing for a week. I met a European guy in a baht bus who was so happy and showed me his root canal in the back of his oral cavity. Loved it was so cheap and said the savings paid for his plane fare. Same here. Surgery for my sagging eye bags at the best plastic skin surgery hospital Yangee paid for my plane trip 2 years ago. So happy to get both procedures done. My teeth are still white a year later so will skip it next month. I like to swallow.
Love it when they get mad and yell and spit into your face. They slap you and jump up and down. Their screams are music to my ears and sound so sexy. I just smile and laugh at them. Makes them madder than a hornet. Love the stings when LB€™s try to hit and kick and scratch you. It doesn€™t hurt. They hit like girls. Then you buy them a drink and tell them sorry in Thai. Put your arm around their shoulders and buy them a drink. Whisper into her ear and tell her she is sexy when she gets mad. I could never hate them. I could never punch them in their cute teeth. They are soooo sexy. I€™m glad I came to Thailand to see if they are as pretty as their online pics. They really are super beautiful, sexy, hot, loving, and I am so lucky to find Paradise before I die. On second thought, Thailand is HEAVEN. You agree?
LB€™s who love to cum 5 times in a day EVERY day. Good volumes, too. This how to make them fall in love with you.
LB€™s who always want to do what you ask them. They never say NO when you get up in the middle of the night with a stiffie that needs to be addressed. They want you to be happy. You don€™t get this anywhere else in the world. Not in Brazil, USA, Europe, or any place else. Makes you so happy not having to deal with the stress of GG bitches.
LB€™s love to shave every day. Everywhere. If not, I love to help them. Slowly and every square inch of their smooth brown bodies. I think I am a pervert, and that can€™t be bad at all.
LB porn videos and photos. Online and DVD rentals. They are my favorites. Still love boy/girl ones. Got bored with Brazilian travesties. Thai kaoeys are the new kings of porn. Never thought this would happen. So Gobsmacked when I first saw Thai LBs on the Internet. So many photographers and videographers were bombing their works on the Internet by the thousands. I could have visited Thailand many years earlier, but those stories about highway hijackings from the old International airport scared me. Then stories about the Bangkok floods a few years ago reported that their new Suvarnabhumi Airport was not affected. New airport? Online research showed it was brand new and a technological marvel. It is! Only 5 miles from BKK central. I bought a round trip ticket for about a thou. Now I am a 3 -year veteran of the Thai Cock Wars. Used to be a 4-year veteran of the Filipino Puki War back in the late 70€™s. My classmates in med school were so jealous because I was the only unmarried Yankee in the class. One sarcastically asked me if I laid every girl I met. I told him Babe Ruth never made a home run every time he went to bat. Haha, ya nebbishes.
Sweet high pitched voices. Sounds so lovely and like music to my ears. Love it when I go to Pattaya Obsessions around 10 PM and nobody is there except me and a bagful of horny LB€™s. I like to buy the Mamasan a drink and then buy drinks for any LB who will show me their small to large poles so I can massage them with a small bottle of sex lube till they cum. Yes, they will let you do this here and no where else. Place is dark. the other LB€™s love to watch their friends€™ faces when they climax. Love wrestling with their strong bodies when they try to escape. Keep buying those drinks and they will let you take all the flash pics your heart desires. You will be surprised by shots where they sneakily pop out their jocks in the dark. Then I go back, buy that gal more drinks, and take more pics. Love my Canon G15, Sony RX100M3, and GoPro cameras. Same for strong flashes and high GB SD cards where you can take hundreds of photos to delight you after you return home. Look for Oui. She is so beautiful even with her braces. Cannot tell she is a katoey. You will fall in love with this darling. I can never stop being so fascinated with the loveliness and beauty of Thailand€™s katoeys. I should have visited here when I first turned 12 (The first time I came). That€™s 6th grade. Unfortunate that I grew up in the USA with the world€™s worst attitude towards sex. Playboy magazine helps dissolve the guilt. Started around the time I reached the surprising age of puberty. I got lucky. All of us war babies got lucky.

My fingers are getting cramped. Will add more later. Your turn.

[Rockheart]

Wow that's quite the list.
I agree there is nothing like Thailand in the ladyboy world.

The surgeries are better and the ladyboys are prettier than almost anywhere.
You can actually meet and spend time with hot ladyboys that enjoy spending time with you.

The selection seems to be endless as there is always new faces popping up from the countryside.
No where else can you go to countless bars and lounges and hangout and party with ladyboys.

You are right the ladyboys are more open minded and likely to try most things.
Although I find they mostly lie when they say they are going to get it on with each other, they always change their minds when they get back to your room. I know some will do other ladyboys but most won't.

I think the biggest thing with ladyboys in Thailand is you don't feel so much like a customer.
They can often give you the girlfriend experience without really trying, especially in Pattaya.
Often they have the idea of finding a boyfriend if they can and not just working in the bars or escorting.
In Canada they all are too business like. Most of the TS here see escorting as a lucrative business so they are often cold and distant and in a hurry.

Plus if the ladyboy you are with is just not doing it for you, there is lots of others that where she came from.
No need to settle in Thailand.

Oh and Oui is totally cute if you mean this one.

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[George Pill]

Yup, that's Oui

Yep, that's the gorgeous Oui. She looks so cute with her braces. Says she is married. That legal in Thailand or just in her head? Gotta get my courage up to barfine her next month and the next month, but she won't let me take pics of her nude with lewdness included. She might not be there much longer as LB's are nomads going from bar to bar and boys to boy. Lady butterflies. Hey, everyone. We all love to take pics, but some are shy. So do this. Buy and always bring lots of colorful Halloween masks. Small ones with color and feathers are popular. Then they will pose like porn stars. Don't be afraid to take selfies of yourself or let the LBs take the pictures of you smoking them. After the first shots you will get used to them. Just store them in portable hard drives of large capacity hard drives. Never store them in your computer as repair people will steal copies. My photos keep me sane between trips. Soon I will start visiting twice a year with the next Songkran. The only reason holding me back to one trip per year is the fear of the hot weather. Also floods. Did you see those awful videos in this website about the terrible flood on Pattaya second road. Seems worse than last year's Halloween flood that overwhelmed the diesel pumps on Beach Road near Soi 7. Nuts to walk in that deep water. Could be electrocuted.

BTW, Oui is Oui Dayel on Facebook. Go see!
Her Obsessions manager is Candy Burakham also in Facebook. Always buy her a drink the minute you walk into the bar. Good for your image. She will let you take lots of pics in there. Don't think they will let you take pics in Nana's Obsessions, but will see if a few drink purchases will help them loosen their rules. God, so many cute LB's and so little time.
Want more? Try Jiratchaya Suwinya. From the pics I think she lives in Pattaya. Incredible boob job. I tell her to always wear her makeup like the photos. Will have to get into the habit of always taking photos of her ID and write down her phone number(s), email address, age, bar or beach location, date, and measurements. Plus a few comments about her satisfaction score. gotta keep score and records to reconnect next visit. Sorry I can't post my private pics as I promised them I would not post on the Internet. Will ask them to reconsider next month. If they're there.

[rxpharm]

That list covers almost all the reasons why guys love lbs - except for the few of us who love post-ops. There is no changing an lbs mind once she decides on this - so despite the pre-op lovers' pleas to not, it won't have any impact. For those of you who wonder why not just go for a gg - a post-op lb who has had good surgery, is more exciting and responsive than a gg if you take the time to make her feel good, she will give the pleasure back many-fold!

Good move to respect the lbs wish not to have their photos posted on the forum and clever move on your part to suggest masks for her and you to get around that issue! There have been too many stories where lbs discover their photos posted and then cause problems for the person posting and subsequent photo takers.

Keeping personal notes on performance are a good idea - but one shouldn't rely on recommendations as an lb might not have same chemistry for another customer - anyone can have a bad day as well. Much better to gauge the chemistry when you meet her.

Good to see another medical professional on the forum! Your suggestions about where keeping photos on the external hard drives and not the laptop are good - however there are more instances where customs officers are doing random checks on the return home, so if anyone appears underage in those photos, you could be up the creek. Better to upload the photos to something like drop box and e-mail them to yourself, or keep them on the memory cards with some innocuous photos at the beginning.

[George Pill]

Thanx for good advice

Wonderful feedback. I am wary of Dropbox and have used it for Erotica stories. What worries me is that somehow someone might find a way to enter my collections and blackmail me. It can happen. Many of my collection show me starring the leading roles. Without masks. Scary to think they might get out in public. Too confusing and inconvenient to keep so many usernames and passwords. Maybe better to just make technical sounding file name and hide the photos in them along with other useless files of food, clothes, animals, shoes, etc. Haven't had any problems with nosy Thai customs or entry security at Suvarnabhumi, but never know. They just love to find a fault in you so that they can force you to pay up large fines, lawyers' fees, aggravation, etc. Huge inferiority complex psyches like Flips. You're right about underage pics. Didn't realize a Thai LB video rental was so interesting until I realized she was underage. Too cute and and her hands and feet showed no calluses. Face has no wrinkles and tight ass and abs. I realized just now that Thailand has many underage hookers. They are not the 12 year olds we think the newspapers are warning about. They are the 16, 17, and sub-18 year olds. That's why they are so cute. You just can resist them. I'm an older guy and just about everybody looks 18. I would never have a 10 year old give me a BJ in public like that 80 year old shmuck who got arrested up in Chiang Mai. Sadly Thailand is a popular destination for pedophiles. I have been accused by one girl and was surprised she would accuse me of such. She doesn't even rent any pedo porn in her store. I chewed her up good and loudly.

To all of you, do Google Thailand scams, Phuket scams, Pattaya scams, and such. Through these articles I was able to enter Thailand informed and confident. I saved lots of money and avoid lots of trouble and ripoffs. Did you know there's a corrupt Duty Free shop in Suvarnbhumi Airport that sticks chewing gum, pens, keychains into your shopping bag when you're not looking. Then they arrest you for shoplifting and jail you. The British couple was scared shitless and were looking at hundreds of thousands of baths in fines and fees. Somehow they got out of Thailand illegally. Ruined their vacation. I'm not sure if the murders of 2 young Brits in southern Thailand will ever be truthfully solved. Don't even know if evidence was planted in the Bangkok bombing recently. Are the thai cops truly royal? Or did they just fake the evidence to save face in the international spotlight? Mafia everywhere. Exciting, no? Nothing can keep me from those soft, cute, sexy, warm and hot LADYBOYS. What is wrong with me?

I will write another interesting topic called How NOT to get ripped off. Then after that How to fight or avoid them. I am going to become one of your most interesting writers.

[BAM]

Wow great stuff George I've really enjoyed reading your posts... you really have a way of describing the mind blowing reality of the whole Thai LB world.

As for photos the best way is to FTP (upload) them to a server. Don't bring any photos of girls or porn through customs.

Also deleted files on SD flash and hard drives, even with a full format can be recovered using programs like iCare data recovery.

[BAM]

I think I'll add some horny ladyboys to this thread now that George inspired me ....

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[George Pill]

Thnx for the pics, BAM

Thanx for the hot pics, BAM. LadyboyForums.com is a super site for us LB admirers. So much to read, experience, and see. Just not enough time. I think I didn't join before when I got my cherry popped in late 2012 was because there was a monthly fee involved. I have been so busy renting and backing up (must never say copying) DVD's and makig copies of free LB porn so I can use them as samples to show my lovely LB guests how I want to shoot them. How I would love to show them to all of you. This Halloween I have been able to acquire lots of masks, hats, fake jewelry, a Sony RX100M3 camera with a flip up screen for selfies, a Go Pro Camera with accessories and remote controls to enable me to become an avid participant. Anybody ever tried the suction cup tripod so you can film yourself being the banger/bangee in front of the bathroom mirror? I'm talking about videos. Now to figure out how to get my lovely dates to say YES if they would like to be in Ladyboyforums.com. Challenging dilemma. Got suggestions?

I have advised so many lovely ladyboys dates that they should try showing themselves on the Internet. The bonus pay is very nice. Since my last trip last year I was surprised to see some of them in their full glory online. Never fails to fascinate me how so much more beautiful they are than real girls. They actually did it. I am thankful to the professional photographers who come here at great risk with heavy equipment to make the world's most beautiful humans look even prettier. And making us go insane with lust. If this is mental illness, then let us qualify for disability and move to Thailand for treatment. Hear! Hear! Hear!

BTW I can see all of those professionally done LB nude photos. I am in awe of your skills dressing them up and posing them in incredibly sexy fashions. I know you use lots of umbrella flashes and digital SLR cameras along with lots of good luck that they will show up and be in the mood to perform. No matter how I try, I just don't have the skill to do it. I can't shoot with more than one hand.

I will be arriving in Pattaya Beach later this month with 3 years experience. This time I will not go shy on the cute thangs or hem and haw about why I can't seem to shake off my timidity. I will come with US$15K in TC plus an ATM card backed up by a generous trust fund. I think anybody who comes and cums in LOS should mentally prepared themselves to satisfy their secret bucket lists like they just learned they have a deadly disease and have only a month to live. Got 3 more weeks to prepare for 6 weeks of satisfying my crazy cravings. How many of you have tried setting records like experiencing 2-3 katoeys every night. Try bar fining a pretty one from a bar and saving money by picking up freelancers from Walking Street or on Beachwalk across the street from 7-11 store. Don't judge a partner by her/his face. You can be surprised what a hottie an unattractive katoey or real girl can be in bed. I guess that's why there are a few compliments for both Eye's in the Obsessions string. 275 pages of photos! I'm getting hand cramps after page 205. Didn't know Oui, Odette, Nadia, and Pepsi were there so long. I'm going to learn to be more generous with drinks and tips. One day they will no longer be there, and I will cry.

Keep up the great website and the incredible photos. I appreciate your generosity allowing us to visit your super site for free. What a discovery. If you ever decide to start charging I will gladly pay. You deserve to be rewarded. Can you image how Dana White hit the jackpot when he created the UFC experience. Would love to see UFC shows in LOS bars. They are incredibly exciting. Gets me supercharged for the coming battles at Pattaya Obsessions. Beat me, baby, beat me! Hurt me! I love it!

A suggestion for all Katoey bar owners. Try making professional advertising videos showing the lovely entertainers they own. Show them dancing around the pole and talking and teasing. A lot of us first timers don't know where the bars are, how to get there, what time is best, and so on. After 3 visits I still haven't been to all of them. I've still got to see a local muay thai boxing match, other fantastic shows like Tiffany's, and Nong Nooch. What other islands are good besides Ko Lan? Where's the best restaurants for British food, American steak, Chinese food, and, of course real Thai food? One day I will take a favorite LB date to that huge breakfast buffet in the open air dining area on Beachwalk Road. Lots of fat happy Russians in there. With some sponsors and business needing to advertise, an online tourist/farang newsletter updated daily can tell us who's having a birthday party or grand opening. I hate reading about Mas's birthday party last December 7. Mas is at King's Castle 3 on Soi 8 across the Sunshine Hotel was my date 4 times. She is a wonderful tall leggy friend to have and won't disappoint. Does anything and everything you desire. I left a day before. Does Ladyboyforums.com have a chapter listing coming events? I know there will be a Katoey volleyball contest and Loy Krathong festival when I arrive. Last year I didn't know there was an international boat show nearby. I hate that I can't get the Bangkok Post or any Pattaya paper newspaper first thing in the morning at any small store. those British and European newspapers are pretty funny with nonsense news. Used to be funnier when they showed women's cheesecake shots and big smiles paired with naked boobs.

A suggestion for Pattaya Obessions. Convert the Kitten half of Obsessions into a Katoey leather bondage disco. We're also masochists!

See y'all later.