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lets see if we can get some of you guys to add your own; these are some I have figured out over the years, having gotten my undergrad degree from the ATS university school of hard knocks, majoring in Thai ladyboy-to-english;
"Alay Na? I speak english nit noi"
I heard what you said perfectly, but I didn't like the idea
"Up to you"
If you don't suggest something I like, I will be angry, bitchy and non-communicative all afternoon and evening
"I am shy"
I don't like you
"Family in Issan need new roof for home; brother sick too much"
I need money for a new cell phone
"Where you come from, Mista?"
Will you pay my bar fine?
"Buy me cola, Mista?"
Will you pay my bar fine?
" No! mai pen rai; I like pung-poi man too much!"
I don't like fat guys like you, but as long as your pocket is loaded with cash you are just my type
"Will you buy me a new cell phone?"
Will you buy me a new cell phone?
"I want to stay with you all night, jing jing, but I stay with mama-papa and must get home"
My Thai boyfriend is waiting for me to come home with the cash I have earned tonight
"I no like man from [insert country]; I only like man from [your country]"
I don't give a fuck where you come from as long as I get my 2000 baht
"You handsome too much; I like you!"
I think you are a troll, but this is my job and I need the cash
{after cancelling date};"Sorry, my friend she need me to come visit her in hospital, she very sick now"
I found a new sucker who pays more than you do for short time
"I work this bar only 4 months"
I have worked in this bar or another just like it for anywhere from 24-36 months
"You my first customer tonight; customer no think I beautiful"
I have had my ass stretched wider than the Chunnel so far tonight but I will happily go out again with you
{Long distance phone call} "I wait here for you until you come back"
I will be happy to hang with you upon return but in the meantime I am taking advantage of your absence to make as much cash as possible hooking
"Pay bar for me mista?"
Pay bar for me Mister?
{regarding hooking} "What else can I do?"
I am making 40,000 baht a month doing this shit, you really think I want to go into the real world and make 8000?
"I no like Thai man; he no good"
I don't like farangs but I like their cash; if I could find a Thai boy who would accept me I would be with him in a minute
"I go now"
You pay me now
"I can no cum, too many hormones"
I have been with 3 guys before you and got off already; you really think I am going to pull off that circus trick again for you?
Or..... Why should I take the time to sperm? you are paying me anyway and it's a lot of work
"all other ladyboys talk too much; me never talk to other ladyboys"
I am the biggest gossiper in Nana Plaza
"Alay Na? I speak english nit noi"
I heard what you said perfectly, but I didn't like the idea
"Up to you"
If you don't suggest something I like, I will be angry, bitchy and non-communicative all afternoon and evening
"I am shy"
I don't like you
"Family in Issan need new roof for home; brother sick too much"
I need money for a new cell phone
"Where you come from, Mista?"
Will you pay my bar fine?
"Buy me cola, Mista?"
Will you pay my bar fine?
" No! mai pen rai; I like pung-poi man too much!"
I don't like fat guys like you, but as long as your pocket is loaded with cash you are just my type
"Will you buy me a new cell phone?"
Will you buy me a new cell phone?
"I want to stay with you all night, jing jing, but I stay with mama-papa and must get home"
My Thai boyfriend is waiting for me to come home with the cash I have earned tonight
"I no like man from [insert country]; I only like man from [your country]"
I don't give a fuck where you come from as long as I get my 2000 baht
"You handsome too much; I like you!"
I think you are a troll, but this is my job and I need the cash
{after cancelling date};"Sorry, my friend she need me to come visit her in hospital, she very sick now"
I found a new sucker who pays more than you do for short time
"I work this bar only 4 months"
I have worked in this bar or another just like it for anywhere from 24-36 months
"You my first customer tonight; customer no think I beautiful"
I have had my ass stretched wider than the Chunnel so far tonight but I will happily go out again with you
{Long distance phone call} "I wait here for you until you come back"
I will be happy to hang with you upon return but in the meantime I am taking advantage of your absence to make as much cash as possible hooking
"Pay bar for me mista?"
Pay bar for me Mister?
{regarding hooking} "What else can I do?"
I am making 40,000 baht a month doing this shit, you really think I want to go into the real world and make 8000?
"I no like Thai man; he no good"
I don't like farangs but I like their cash; if I could find a Thai boy who would accept me I would be with him in a minute
"I go now"
You pay me now
"I can no cum, too many hormones"
I have been with 3 guys before you and got off already; you really think I am going to pull off that circus trick again for you?
Or..... Why should I take the time to sperm? you are paying me anyway and it's a lot of work
"all other ladyboys talk too much; me never talk to other ladyboys"
I am the biggest gossiper in Nana Plaza
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