Controlling your self

[tambourine man]

I was invited one to a private party with cross dressers, transexuals, trannies some were quite pretty, etc a few months back. There were a few oriental transexuals, I did not know about the term ladyboys then. The mate knew I had an interest in them from conversations. To cut a long story short and what I found embarrassing was that I had an hard on non stop. I had to walk almost stooping, before wrapping my top around my waist to hide my blushes. I did not stay long. I did not really chat up anyone.

I was fearing what would happen, in BKK? I can not allow that to happen, you may get arrested. Or laughed at, or assumed to be a pervert. Maybe its because I have not lost my LB virginity. We all know about viagra, but how do you prevent it going up at the wrong time?

[PigDogg]

(tambourine man @ Apr. 09 2006,06:25) assumed to be a pervert.

you've found the right place mate!

[Guest]

Obviously, masturbation, comes to mind as a way to avoid 'walking around with a loaded gun.' Another option would be a tight fitting jock strap aka athletic supporter. As long as you are covered up, I don't think it's against any laws to have an erection in public. They don't have enough jails for that because 99% of the male population is guilty of multiple offenses. When I first discovered that I was attracted to ladyboys I went through a period of a few months that were like 'being in heat' or something. If you can, I would say to just enjoy it ....don't worry...be happy.          

[Guest]

(tambourine man @ Apr. 08 2006,16:25) .....We all know about viagra, but how do you prevent it going up at the wrong time?

Hi T-man,

Boy do I miss those days and that "problem".

Enjoy the mement and your body, because some day, you may complain not having this "problem".

Best of luck,

Ronin

[vangough05]

relax and think about other shit, works for me. Have fun and don't worry about others

[BAM]

(tambourine man @ Apr. 09 2006,05:25) I was fearing what would happen, in BKK? I can not allow that to happen

In Bangkok if you had a hard-on .... one of the Ladyboys would just end up with that hard dick in their mought!  

[kahuna]

(ronin @ Apr. 09 2006,07:27) Enjoy the mement and your body, because some day, you may complain not having this "problem".

Best of luck,

Ronin

Sage advise...I recall those days as well....

I recall a limerick from my youth that at the time we all thought would never happen to us:

When I was young and in my prime, I worked in the whorehouse all the time.

I washed the walls and scrubbed the floors and scratched the bellies of the whores.

But now I'm old and my balls are cold and the head of my dick turns blue.

And when I go to diddle it bends in the middle.

Has this ever occurred to you?

kahuna

[Snick]

In Thailand They have a word for people who walk around all day with a hard-on...its called "tourist"

[PigDogg]

(kahuna @ Apr. 09 2006,09:46) When I was young and in my prime, I worked in the whorehouse all the time.

Think that you guys across the pond are more into drinking songs than us yanks but here's one from my frat house days:

When I was young and in my prime
I used to gangbang all the time    
         


Now I'm old and I'm turning gray
I only gangbang once a day      

PigDoggyDog
Gangbanga

[tambourine man]

Thanks for the advice everyone. Maybe it is the anticipation etc htat makes it go up. Unfortuantely masterbation is not an option for me any longer. It can become addictive, lasting hours, leaving you in pain (muscle injuries to elbow, shoulder, wrist, back) prevents you from typing or going to gym etc. So I gave it up. Will power or what? I simply wont touch it when its up. I suppose a COLD shower or bath may do the trick or put ice cubes in your underpants.

I suppose I'll shoot my load in no time the moment Im with my first LB, I'll let them do it for me!

[stogie bear]

I once read a post from Kahuna
(and should have said something much sooner!)
His poetry had rhetoric
Yet it wasn't a limerick
But anyway, his prose made me wonder!

[stogie bear]

(PigDogg @ Apr. 09 2006,12:01) When I was young and in my prime
I used to gangbang all the time
Now I'm old and I'm turning gray
I only gangbang once a day...

When I was young and still in my prime,
I fucked only white skanks all of the time.
Now that I'm older and almost half gay,
It's LADYBOYS, LADYBOYS every day!

[kahuna]

(stogie bear @ Apr. 09 2006,12:00) I once read a post from Kahuna
(and should have said something much sooner!)
His poetry had rhetoric
Yet it wasn't a limerick
But anyway, his prose made me wonder!

OK. So you exposed by literary deficiencies ....I was lucky to be able to spell it ...

But interestingly, when I look "limerick" up in my Oxford I find that it falls between "lime" and "Limey."

And I have no idea what the significance of that is.

[post-op lover]

Controlling yourself? Old tip that I found works in under 8 seconds for me....two words:
Barbara Bush


Or, if you're British, 3 words:
Camilla Parker Bowwow

Imagine her nekkid, and your boner will be gone & you'll be hating me. Then thanking me.

[stogie bear]

Limey for "English person" was first used in the 1880s as Australian, New Zealand, and South African slang. Americans picked up on it from 1918. Originally in the States it meant "British sailor," and was short for lime-juicer (1857), which was a derisive reference to the British Navy's policy (begun 1795) of issuing lime juice on ships to prevent scurvy among sailors.