American "Asian Massage Parlors"

[Guest]

There's no particularly good thread for this.

Although this is not LB related, I figured there were plenty of hobbyists here, and you guys are all into Asians, so I figured I might could find some answers from this crowd.

Anyone here ever go to the "Asian Massage" parlors in the US? I'm thinking about checking one out, and just trying to get prepared. There's practically no escorts in my crummy town, so the prices are high and the selection is low.

There are however some Asian massage places. You can tell the difference in the phone book from regular massage places because they always have names like "Q.T. Asian Massage Parlor" and have clip art of an upturned ladies hand--- like she's practically tickling your balls. =)

I used to be a member of TER and read a little about ettiquette and so forth there, but I don't belong anymore and don't remember much.

I think the general idea is you come in and pay a flat fee for the "massage". You pick out a girl, either she or the mamasan show you to the room. You may be offered a shower, and the girl, the mamasan, or a different girl may offer to shower you off.

Then you go in the room, your girl comes in and you get a lame to decent massage, depending on the girl. Then the real show starts- you should know how much to tip for various services and be subtle about asking for what you want. Then your girl gives you what you really came for... your particular flavor of kink and the all important "happy ending". Then there may be another shower offered and you're on your way.

This is starting to seem like a pretty good deal. From what I remember the prices are better than an escort, and it's efficient. I like asian girls and I figure I can at least pick out the cutest one from the group available. (or leave if it's that bad)

If anyone has any experience or can give me approximate prices or any other tips it would be appreciated.

[dummy_plug]

And now for the obligatory thread spoiler. Save your money and get your ass to LOS! It's about time for you Grunyen, as I don't think you've gone yet have you?

[BAM]

Never been to one in the US but up here in Canada I could write a book about Asian massage joints. A few years back before I started to go to LOS I began to learn more about the Asian culture, Asian girls, and Asian sex. Most all Asian massage joints in Toronto, Canada are fronts for sex. The girls were mostly all of the Chinese flavor but there were a few that were Korean, Thai, and 2 Japanese that I can remember. Sex in these places ranged from terrible to mind blowing... there was this one girl from Singapore I still remember well.... she was about 5 feet tall with a tight little body and just cute as can be. She would always have rollerblades on and a tight spandex outfit. Just looking at her rollerblade around the place made me horny. I would get her in the massage room and bend her over the table and pull down her tight spandex pants and just go for that cute little ass she had.... licking and sucking it and then on to her clit... I could make her cum easy. She gave BBBJ and I could cum in her mouth. She was a dream girl that€™s for sure. The place was later raided by the police and I never saw her again sadly.

[Guest]

Believe me DP, I'm ready to go... and its guys like you I can't wait to meet... er... I mean for beers and stuff. Ahem, it's the LB's I'm primarily interested in.

At any rate, my current story is this: I've thrown myself back into school fulltime and I am not working. I'm doing about 18 credit hours a semester, and my only income is my military college money (which runs out in a year).

It will probably be a couple of years before I get the chance to go. Believe me, that sounds incredibly far away on my end too.

BTW... I sent you a private message sort of related to this and never got an answer. >=[

[Randyman]

Man, this once promising thread has taken a very bad turn
randyman

[Guest]

Well, I'm still waiting on responses.

I can't believe none of the hundreds of forum visitors have ever been in a massage parlor.

[dummy_plug]

Sorry Grunyen. I'm a flake when it comes to PM. I get a ton of PMs, mostly solicitations for sex (but apparently not as many as Bam). Anyways, I think you started a thread about this in the Fish Box a few months ago. Can you search for it? I think I gave you some pretty good feedback and if that isn't enough hit me back again with another PM and we can chat. Thanks.

[post-op lover]

I went to one in San Diego just a couple of days ago. A rotten experience. The girl, Korean, was old and did a poor job. She even finished early, and there was no talk of extra activities. Fortunately, it was cheaper than an escort, but really worthless anyway.

Now I am in LA and am very interested in finding some great activity here. If you know of any, PM me, because I'm leaving on Sunday & won't be online much before then.

[Guest]

I don't know about any in LA, but I look forward to any more info you come up with.

Are you a member of TER? If you've got the money (It's not that expensive, I'm just broke) it's a great resource for hobbyists and it does list massage parlors for full members.