Okay, okay

[post-op lover]

I have to admit, Banana really does it for me. That beautiful skin, those supple breasts, wonderful tummy and legs, and, to top it all, that angelic face. Just looking into her eyes, one wants to melt, slide between her breasts and across her smooth stomach, down between her warm, strong thighs, and right onto that engorged, hard dick. Who ever knew that would be a place to end up?

Yes, Smuttley, you were right, I did need to think more broadly. As Buttafly would say, I needed to think out of the box.

So, after a little rewiring courtesy of Mirimark, I have come to see the light. As Reverend Stogie has preached, we must look beyond the darkness. As Randyman taught, life is a big buffet, and the pork and beans can be as good as the fish.

Henceforth, I'll no longer be known as Post-op Lover, and now be known as Banana Lover.

Mmmm, how I love fruits.

Oh yeah. April Fools!




The other option was to post something about how the Banana has become unpeeled, and I was eager to insert my own banana into the new skin. I just don't think that joke would get as far - some dodo would say he saw Banana last night and it wasn't true.

POL

[buttafly]

(post-op lover @ Apr. 01 2007,21:10) Oh yeah.  April Fools!

Grrrrr..... I really thought we had converted you there for a minute!!

nice one, POL..... but when are you going to come over to our team??

how can you not like THIS??

[post-op lover]

(buttafly @ Apr. 01 2007,19:15) nice one, POL..... but when are you going to come over to our team??

I'll be there when the anaesthesia's being hooked up.

[rxpharm]

POL, how could you not love Banana, even if she is preop?

Just look at her!











I heard some news that Banana is checking to see who the best SRS doctor is in Thailand, so your wish may come true!

Note these photos were carefully selected for your preferences - she is more lovely than Helen Wong, aka Allenina, your other preop heart throb!

Banana!

[PigDogg]

(post-op lover @ Apr. 01 2007,06:10) Oh yeah.  April Fools!

   

BANGKOK: -- The government has announced heavy investment to upgrade Thailand's international bandwidth, but has introduced an internet tax to help fund investment, and control usage.

The internet tax will be based on bandwidth and would be applied on a graduated scale according to the speed of a users internet connection. The internet luxory tax will be 970 Baht/month for most users.

Foreigners without a work permit and retirees will be required to pay the monthly tax at a higher rate, 1,490 Baht/month.

Sombat Merou-Ruang, director of the Alien Internet Control Division at CAT headquarters in Bangkok says "foreigners that do not have work in Thailand only hang out on internet forums, visit pornographic sites and other website lamock, different from Thai citizens who mostly use the internet for banking, ecommerce, and furthering their education".

In addition to the bandwidth tax, an extra usage tax of 490 Baht will be levied on those using Bittorrents and surfing foreign language internet forums.

New hardware required

The new internet tax will require all internet users in Thailand to install a hardware dongle from CAT. The dongles can be picked up free of charge from any 7-Eleven outlets in Thailand starting today. Without the dongle, users will be disconnected after 6 minutes of use and unable to access the internet from 23.30pm tonight.

[gizmo]