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  • DATE RAPE DRUG...

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, party goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

    A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

    "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

    Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad had occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

    If you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

    For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages...

    Heineken? Why thank you ma'am...

  • #2
    WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN GG's
    ( LB's ? )

    You can enjoy a beer all month long.
    When your beer goes flat you can dump it.
    Beer is never late.
    Hangovers go away.
    A beer doesnt get jealous when you grab another beer.
    Beer never gets a headache.
    A beer wont get upset if you come home with another beer on your breath.
    If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.
    A beer always goes down easy.
    Beer doesnt demand equality.
    You can have a beer in public.
    A beer doesnt care when you come.
    Beer is always wet.
    a frigid beer is a good beer.
    You never have to thank a beer after you finish it.
    If you change beers you dont have to pay alimony.
    And my two favorites....
    You dont have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
    And #1...... BEER STAINS WASH OUT!!

    Jeff

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    • #3
      Originally posted by
      a frigid beer is a good beer...

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      • #4
        So that's what that stuff was that made me do all those nasty things and gave me a sore head into the bargain!

        I'll be sure not to have another heinekin ever again, "probably" I'll stick to Carlsberg!

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