BM's butt Ahoy...

[alram]

Set it on timer and bend away! =)

[alan1chef]

sev7en....here you go....

[alram]

I just want to gnaw on that all day now.

Marla wants to see her name written on buttcheeks now. Rick, you're up.

[abba]

And please, Marla wanna see more bums!

Alma,

The Chef has now showed you that he has balls, figuratively speaking.

Let me see:
CostArt is banned/censored.
But, ChefArt stays.

(Costass, you can cry on my shoulder.
And you don't have to buy me a drink.
Life is not fair.

However, your post/picture from another thread,
that was regarded as a provacation by quite a few,
might find a home in this Butts ahoy- thread.
I, for one, would like to see your previous post, here on this thread.
All in the name of art.

Signed,
Abba Mapplethorpe
Acquisitions Specialist,
The Gallery of Modern Ass, Tits and Genitals)

[azza33]

In a word -- WRONG

[abba]

In a few words -- opinions are like the Chef's buttcheeks:
Everyone has two, and they are both different.



CostArt was here.
*

"CostArt will go on" :

(Singer:Celine Dion)

[abba]

E-mail to Bangalore Helpdesk:


I have to call in sick today.
(No, I am not staying away from work, because I have to monitor a thread about

the assault on CostArt, and Butts Ahoy.)
Signed,
Abba Indika Beechroad Taylor, III

[alram]

(abba @ Feb. 24 2009,14:06) Alma,

The Chef has now showed you that he has balls, figuratively speaking.

Let me see:
CostArt is banned/censored.
But, ChefArt stays.

(Costass, you can cry on my shoulder.
And you don't have to buy me a drink.
Life is not fair.

However, your post/picture from another thread,
that was regarded as a provacation by quite a few,
might find a home in this Butts ahoy- thread.
I, for one, would like to see your previous post, here on this thread.
All in the name of art.

Signed,
Abba Mapplethorpe
Acquisitions Specialist,
The Gallery of Modern Ass, Tits and Genitals)

Oh well, I knew this would come back and bite me in the ass

If I must explain...

This thread clearly states that BM's bums are to be splashed all over- ergo, ChefArt's diabolical butt!

My personal thread clearly states non-nudity (full-frontal, at the very least) and with a 15 page track record like so, it was indeed extremely distasteful for Costass to walk right in and shove a ladycock in my face.

In my defense, I did not respond to that particular post or request for anything. Hell, I have a thread full of cocks (well, numbers are not satisfactory at the moment), so Abba Indika Beechroad Taylor, III, make the best out of your sick-leave and start contributing!

If you must create mayhem, you may post your bum on Dicks Ahoy and vice versa.

[abba]

Abba Indika Beechroad Taylor, III, make the best out of your sick-leave and start contributing!

Alma,
my fine derriere can only be portrayed by the likes of Leonardo DaVinci or Marla from Singapur. (Even I, am not worthy of rendering images of my derriere.)

If you must create mayhem, you may post your bum on Dicks Ahoy and vice versa.

Mayhem is not out of the question.
However, by looking at my ass, you will become horny, and thereby might lose focus on your passion of passions. That would be the art crime of this century.



Platonically yours,

aBBa inDIKa bEEchRoaD tAyLor, III

[alram]

I'm very focused.
Multi-tasking is not an issue

[electric ladyboyland]

Some kind of strange infatuation has come over you both

[alram]

I haven't seen to be infatuated...

[abba]

Electric Ladyboyland,

If you were working at the Bangalore Helpdesk , uhm,
I mean to say, if you were working a tedious shift at
the Gallery of Modern Ass, Nipples and Genitals

then you would see my side of things.

Please give regards to our mutual friends at the Art-ichoke Exchange in both Goa and Mumbai.

Do you have any insider-tips from your contacts at the Nuts Ahoy Exchange?

And did Thammasat University ever thank you for the work you did for them, regarding your arbitration relating to the international Banana Ahoy dispute/debate?

Signed,
Abba Mapplethorpe,
The Helsinki-commitee of persecuted CostArt

[abba]

I haven't seen ...   to be infatuated...  

Alma,

We have both lived a thousand lives.

Immediate gratification should not be had, outside ones areas of focus.

"That night we went down to the river
And into the river we'd dive
Oh down to the river we did ride
...
Now all them things that seemed so important
Well mister they vanished right into the air
Now I just act like I don't remember.
Mary acts like she don't care

But I remember us riding in my brother's car
Her body tan and wet down at the reservoir
At night on them banks I'd lie awake
And pull her close just to feel each breath she'd take
Now those memories come back to haunt me
they haunt me like a curse
Is a dream a lie if it don't come true
Or is it something worse"

From "The River".
A song by Bruce Springsteen.

[alram]

As the President of Butts Ahoy, I would like to invite Abba on the board as our Chief Solicitor lest lawsuits against our organisation.

Upon confirmation of said post, you would receive:

a. gold-plated name plate engraved by Ms. Marla Bendini, herself

b. security access to the Butts Ahoy vault

c. a Boardmembers-only Butts Ahoy pen holder

I look forward to your favourable reply.

Ms Marla Bendini,
President
Butts Ahoy