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  • How to spot a katoey

    Just taking some time out to check out the Pattaya scene on the web as part of a trip planning exercise and came across www.mypattaya.com

    This has some dire warnings on the dangers of "red blooded" men being duped by fiendishly clever ladyboys. Personally I cracked up - it is such a naiive piece of twaddle.

    It also carries some warnings for the unwary which struck me as amusing including:

    1) bar girls are after your money (sorry guys apparantly this is true)

    2)Katoeys were actually born as males (so that explains the cock then)

    3)Don't give a bar girl / katoey your bank account details (sorry I already gave these to the wife of the deposed president of the Congo who sent me such a nice email)

    4) katoeys can be shy about having their genitals touched (not in this man's army!!)

    Even better are the tales of heartbreak and dispair from halfwits who cannot understand where the 20,000 baht a month they were sending to their one true love has gone - wherever it is she's there with it.

    Well it brightened up my lunch break - have a good day guys can't wait to get out there as soon as work    permits
    You, you and you hold fire - everyone else come with me - attributed to US Marine Recruiting Sargent WW2.

    You, you and you cum on me - everyone else hold fire - attributed to Porn Actor/Director Alexandra in 1992

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    Thanks for that... there sure are some dummies around, eh? The whole world is ignorant about Thailand and unless you've actually set foot in the country and away from the holiday compounds then you don't know jack shit.

    Still - it's good to know that katoeys were actually born males... that had been bugging me forever!

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    • #3
      the site is quite good and any Greenhorn would learn a lot from reading some of the articles ...

      http://www.mypattaya.com/174thailadyboys.asp

      The above one is just one random thread i see. I dont see what the issue is....has anyone actually read in depth what they are saying. Its not that bad. its hardly meant for the seasoned punter...

      Everyone has to plunge in for the first time and i wished that i had this around 17 years ago. It was everyman for himself then.... no advice or help whatsoever...
      come on, its not that bad and im no G-horn...

      another snippet
      ""
      My TGF has a ladyboy friend in Pattaya whose had every operation conceivable and looks quite stunning. Her rich judge boyfriend from Brunei has bought her a car and a house, now the guy€™s getting serious €“ he wants to have kids! Not sure that ones got €œhappy ever after€ written all over it.""

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      • #4
        (harley quinn @ Jul. 19 2007,15:59) 2)Katoeys were actually born as males
        You mean I being shaging blokes all this time..
        So many Ladyboys so little time..

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        • #5
          Not always, I once met one in Phuket who told me she was born female and had the cock added. I believed her of course.
          "Snick, You Sperm Too Much" - Anon

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          • #6
            I always though it was a graft.

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            • #7
              Hands and feet. They can fix everything else with surgery, even the adamsapple, but the hands and feet will always be a giveaway.

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              • #8
                One word...Purse...
                "It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards."  --- Anon

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                • #9
                  cellphone, i can´t fuckin stand the all pics with lb´s and their cellphones in her hand. And why do they all have to have louis vitton handbags?

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                  • #10
                    (stogie bear @ Jul. 19 2007,22:33) Thanks for that... there sure are some dummies around, eh? The whole world is ignorant about Thailand and unless you've actually set foot in the country and away from the holiday compounds then you don't know jack shit.

                    Still - it's good to know that katoeys were actually born males... that had been bugging me forever!  
                    thank fuck for that stokie these enough fuck wits turning up already, keep em in the compounds away from all the nasty stuff we have to deal with
                    just a sex tourist looking for hot fun

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                    • #11
                      This chap's in trouble!
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                      • #12
                        Good idea...
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                        • #13
                          Off topic, but who cares...
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