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A guy knocks on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.
"I want to get screwed," said the man.
"OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice.
The man did this, the panel was closed, minutes passed. Nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open.
"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
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The guy finally finds a place that specializes in ladyboys. He asks one of the LBs whether she wants to come back to his hotel, but she hesitates and asks her client if there is any danger that she might get pregnant by oral sex (she's fairly new at this) and the guy, naturally, says no.
Then she asks if she can get pregnant by anal sex. The guy says, "Of course you can. Where do you think lawyers come from?"
"I want to get screwed," said the man.
"OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice.
The man did this, the panel was closed, minutes passed. Nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open.
"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
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The guy finally finds a place that specializes in ladyboys. He asks one of the LBs whether she wants to come back to his hotel, but she hesitates and asks her client if there is any danger that she might get pregnant by oral sex (she's fairly new at this) and the guy, naturally, says no.
Then she asks if she can get pregnant by anal sex. The guy says, "Of course you can. Where do you think lawyers come from?"
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