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Standing there in the queue for the EVA check in desk you look at the two fat white girls standing behind you and you know exactly what there thinking...single male..Sexually Incontinent Predator. About one in 4 of the guys in the line are singletons and know that the aroma of Sextourist R Us hangs heavily in the air......
Are you embarassed by this.
You get to the check in counter. "did you pack your bags by yourself sir"......"no actually my Tanashiba 790X Automaton packed them for me"..... what a stupid fucking question and as if you have a wife or would admit to your wife packing your bag anyway. If you say no then dont even think about getting on the plane..stupid fucking rules.
The best way to not look like a sex tourist is to brylcream your hair back and wear a pair of thick black rimmed glasses so as to look like a respectable Academic, sort of like Clark Kent. Steal the book cover from "The Great Temples of Thailand " and then wrap it around your copy of the world sex guide, it fits perfectly so im told.
Are you embarassed by this.
You get to the check in counter. "did you pack your bags by yourself sir"......"no actually my Tanashiba 790X Automaton packed them for me"..... what a stupid fucking question and as if you have a wife or would admit to your wife packing your bag anyway. If you say no then dont even think about getting on the plane..stupid fucking rules.
The best way to not look like a sex tourist is to brylcream your hair back and wear a pair of thick black rimmed glasses so as to look like a respectable Academic, sort of like Clark Kent. Steal the book cover from "The Great Temples of Thailand " and then wrap it around your copy of the world sex guide, it fits perfectly so im told.
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