What's the most horrible thing done when drunk?

[mardhi]

1. Queued up at McDonalds drivethrough at a conference, totally rat-arsed even though I was not sat in a car (and yes I was in the drivethrough lane)

2. Got totally ratted at a company function in Heathrow and threw up all over the hotel room - late for conference the next day and got pulled out of said conference when hotel complained 2 staff sick when they went into make up the room

3. attended awards dinner (black tie in London and when getting out cab afterwards dropped the crystal vase I had been awarded and even the silver thingy around the neck fell down a street drain.

4. Attended another black tie dinner and decided after leaving jazz club in Mayfair to walk back to my 5* hotel through Green Park - got mugged as I took the shortcut.

5. Went to Warsaw for team meeting - apparently I barged my way into a casino - no idea what happened next but my former work colleagues still talk about it to this day.

6. went to Berlin for team meeting and ended up in bed with another manager (female) oh and that also happened in Heathrow at conference when I was sharing a room with another guy - he reminded me the next day

7. Got kicked out of a brothel in Torremolinos after another conference.

8. Danced with Judith Chalmers (Brits will know this TV superstar) in Accapulco and a damn earthquake stopped anything else from happening (again another conference)

I am sure I will think of many others but you must be seeing a common thread here - its all down to travelling

Cheers
Mardhi

[mardhi]

Just thought of another one

Giving Sonya (yes THAT Sonya) 2000b to go home alone after going with her, Jay and Anna to Twilo in Patpong and NOT getting anything in return - damn the thought of a two some with jay and sonya still concerns me as one of lifes most missed pleasures. (anna was already taken by a friend but I had 2 of them and let one go !!!!)

Cheers
Mardhi

[PigDogg]

(mardhi @ Apr. 14 2008,15:09) Just thought of another one

And jumping the fence in Taiwan from the other thread Mardhi.

Gotta work on my list...

[Grinder]

Danced with a bloke in Acapulco while dressed as Judith Chalmers...

[smeghead_arch]

I used to sleepwalk a lot when i was younger , woke up once in a b+b in brighton , pissing in the landlady's wardrobe in her bedroom ,   Couldnt understand why she threw me out !!

[Monkey]

7. Got kicked out of a brothel in Torremolinos after another conference.

How? or is it best we don't know?

The most horrible thing I've ever done is, errr, ummm, I can't remember tbh...

I doubt I've done anything horrible, oh wait... There was this time in Germany once... oh, it's horrible and I can't bring myself to admit it in public, lets just say I was young and in the Army at the time, hmmm, make that 2 horrible events...



I danced on the bar at JSB once with some guy on his birthday whilst the LBs clapped and cheered us on, that's not horrible, just embarassing....

[donnnnnny]

feels he should leave this forum as there are too many crossdresers here an piss heads

[stogie bear]

Got really drunk, lost my swipe card to the apartment I was staying in and stoned my way through the front doors.

Security fled, I sauntered in a wobbly direction up to my room and was in a drunken stupor for the next two days.

When I went downstairs the cops were waiting and I was evicted!

That's the worst thing I've done drunk.

[seanbeag7]

In belgium once i decided to go and have a drink at 11pm, and i didn't know that the bars stay open till around 4am.

Well as you can imagine, i got very pissed, and after leaving the bar at closing time, i turned the wrong way getting back to my hotel. Anways, as i was walking along the street, i needed to pee, so i saw a empty doorway, and procedded to relieve myself, when the door opens and a police sargent, stands there looking at me, while i am pissing on his boots.

After getting a 200euro fine, lets just say i won't be going back to Brussels for a while.

[koykaeng]

What's the most horrible thing done when drunk?

Probably barfining some absolute doll, getting to the hotel room, and then passing out on the bed.

Reminds me of a certain Dead Kennedy's song....

TOO DRUNK TO FUCK !

The other week in Bangkok, a certain Ladyboy decided to film me with her mobile phone,  passed out on the bed, snoring my head off.  

I believe Sombat may have been given a private viewing of this footage when said ladyboy returned to Pattaya !  

Cheers
Koykaeng

[seanbeag7]

Never mind, if it looks ok, we might find it on U-tube any day soon.

[LuckyA]

All mine are when I am blind drunk.

Once came home and jumped on the TV thinking it was the toilet and sat their with my pants around my ankles.

Parents found me sleeping in that position.

Luckily for me and them, I did not do the deed.

Another time I was dropped off by a mate and proceed to go across the road thinking it was my place and rang the door bell.

Only realised it was not my place when the person who answered was my 6"2 Filipino neighbour across the road who lives across the road.

I think I am an alcoholic

[Grinder]

Or mental! What sort of toilet do you have that looks like a telly??

[allstar88]

(Grinder @ Apr. 15 2008,06:30) Danced with a bloke in Acapulco while dressed as Judith Chalmers...

stop it!!    

[allstar88]

i once shit the bed when drunk