AFL Football Finals are here again

[azza33]

... one more for the Melbourne Lads and AFL followers...

I present the top 8 female collingwood cheer squad members and their bios.

Betty (21) is a lovely lady. She is incredibly intelligent and has a degree in Laundry studies from Collingwood Tafe.
Home is in Smith St with her Mum and Dad (who also happens to be her Grandad, what a close family!)
She says her best feature is her slightly damp, hairy top lip which €œdrives men wild!€.
Betty€™s favourite position is 69 €œI like a man who takes his time down there€ she says.

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Christine (23 from Collingwood) is a fox and she knows it.
She loves to dance dirty with men on the dance floor at the Elephant and Wheelbarrow and whip them into a frenzy of sexual desire.
€œI know I am a bit of a tease but look at me, you know I have the pick of the best!€
She says that what drives her wild is men kissing her armpits and playing with her lovely hair.

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Beth (25) is always popular with both the guys and girls of Collingwood,
she is a resident of Johnston St living in a 2-bed maisonette with both her parents and her Mum€™s parents.
With her natural good looks Beth pulls every time. €œI have never been left until the end of the evening€ she says.

Beth is an accomplished typist, having six fingers on each hand.
She says it helps her in bed €œ I love to fondle a mans bits while I kiss him deep and long and slow.€

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Pamela (19) is a classic Beauty from Collingwood and always has men chasing after her.
Pamela is always on the dance floor surrounded by men after her affection.
€œI love to show off my arse€ says Pamela tossing her gorgeous brunette locks,
€œI think it is my best feature so I always wear a G string/rope and tight lycra leggings.
Sometimes if I am feeling really cheeky I like to let a little bit of my underwear show when I bend over!€

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Kelly (18) always likes to look her best as a modelling job means that she has to be ready for that big break.
and the chance move away from her home in Smith Street .
€œI do like to pamper myself and think nothing of spending $10 on my hair.
Men notice too and they love to run their fingers through it when I snog them€
€œI was offered a part in Beverly Hills 90210 but turned it down as I did not just want to be known for my good looks.€

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Sara (24) loves to sing loves songs at karaoke. €œI will pick the best looking guy in the room and sing to him.
I don€™t care if he has a girlfriend, he will be leaving with me!€
Sara is a sexual predator from Collingwood and will eat you up.
€œI can satisfy any man in bed but prefer it up against a car or somewhere with a hint of danger€
€œMy best feature is my face cos when you look like me you know I don€™t need make-up to be beautiful€.

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Kylie (20) is a Barking beauty and always gets confused with the Australian soap star.
€œMen always ask me for my autograph.€ she says, €œIt is not just my face but my body too€
€œPeople can€™t believe I come from Victoria Pde €“ €œI thought they were all ugly in-breeds over there but you are gorgeous.€
they say to me. It makes me laugh knowing they all want to get into my pants!€

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Donna (21) lives in Hoddle Street and feels it holds her back
€œ I don€™t like to tell a guy where I live in case it ruins my chances so I normally say I live in Fitzroy cause its classy, a bit like me.€
With only 7 kids Donna is a real catch and she knows it.
€œI love to get all my kids involved when I bring a man back home (which is most weekends).

[TEXASMAC]

and they question the love for Ladyboys?

[BlueBallz]

You SURE they are Ozzies and not Yanks???

[azza33]

Lol... where they are really from is not the point... just hanging ship on all the pies supporters. like i said, it's one for the aussies  who follow AFL.

[TEXASMAC]

I thought AFL was the Arena Football League?

[dommy6]

(azza33 @ Sep. 27 2011,12:47) Lol... where they are really from is not the point... just hanging ship on all the pies supporters. like i said, it's one for the aussies  who follow AFL.

missed this. who do you barrack for?

[azza33]

ummm... Kangaroos... been a lean decade im afraid ...