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    Well, I have been a reader and lurker for some time, and have enjoyed reading others exploits, but thought I would add my own little report of a great night out in Pattaya i just had with a group of mates.

    I had been bugged alot about revisiting the ultimate City of Sin, but a bad experience a few years back had well and truly put me off.

    "its different now" I kept hearing.

    Have all the lager louts and eurotrash left and have they built a decent hotel for a decent price yet?

    Well there is a decent hotel, and in September most of the eurotrash have left, i was told.

    Ok - I will give it a try.

    So here i was, in Pattaya, 7.30 pm and ready for a big night out.

    We toured the new hotspots, Stringfellows, Goldfingers, 131, Didis, Triple x, Litas and then finally, Blue Ice Bar.

    Fuck me! I had been told there was some talent there but i wasnt prepared for the lineup here. From Nicky, Paris, June and a host of others. Drinks were ordered and we sat and talked and watched the world go by. Then i saw her, the object of my affection (well for the night anyway!!)

    She watched me eyeing her up and as another moved in for the kill, she prounced and pushed her away and took the stool next to mine. After the usual pleasanteries and drinks bought, i found out her name was Cream, 19 years old(?) and from Kelasin. We sat and talked for a while, but chat wasnt on the agenda for the evening so i asked to pay bar and take off.

    I didnt want to go back to my hotel so she suggested we go back to her room.

    Fine - I say and off we go, thinkijng it would be in one of the walking street short time hotels.

    Boy, was i wrong!!!!

    We take motorbike? she asked.

    Fine - i said.

    One thing i didnt do in Pattaya was sit on the back of a motorbike taxi - well it was to be a night of firsts... many firsts!!!!

  • #2
    Good story, CAN we have more please!
    seriously pig headed,arrogant,double standard smart ass poster!

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    • #3
      Please share more.... Sharing is caring my friend...
      "Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the world"
      Albert Einstein

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      • #4
        So we set off on 2 bikes. a couple of minutes later it startas pissing down with rain, and i'm wondering where the fuck we a re going to!

        Past the electronics mall and on up the middle road. I guess we are now somewhere off sukhumvit, and it seems awfully quiet and dark

        We pull into a small appartment complex, badly lit and somewhat run down.

        My mind starts wandering erratically - i am about to be mugged, drugged and left for dead!!

        The appartment was the last on the left on the ground floor. She unlocks the door and we step inside. As the lights go on there is a mass rush for the dark areas under the bed by a swarm of the biggest 'roaches i've seen. Lovely.

        "You want shower?"

        Ok. Do you actually have a shower. well its a bucket, hose soap. OK. lets go.

        I enter the "bathroom". In the bucket there is a red plastic bucket and on the handle is the king of the Roach family, sitting there, eyeing me up and down.

        Time to Run. No, dont be a pouff, how the fuck do you get the handle with out having uncle roach jump at you?

        Fuck,. fuck, fuck. This had better be worthwhile.

        I move my hand and uncle roach turns to face me. Its now or never.....

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        • #5
          MORE!!!!
          If she aint got a dick, she's just a chick!  

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          • #6
            I notice another plastic tub and decide Uncle Roach will drown, If ican get him under the water. I fill the second tub and soak him, but he escapes and is running towards the hole that masquerades as a toilet and so i get some water and flush him away. Good. One down, another hundred or so to go.

            I am trying to figure out how to shower when Cream arrives, naked. I forget about uncle roach and we wash together, quite horny really.

            The main room is probably 20 x 15 feet with a small double bed and a tv and dvd.

            She has some Shemale porn and asks if i want to watch it. ok. As she loads it up i make myself comfortable on the bed. she comes over and lies next to me.

            Her cock is nice and thick, and we kiss passionately. She stands to turn off the light, but thoughts of being attacked by an angry Uncle roach and his army tells her to leave it on. She comes over and lies on top of me. The kissing is spectacular and i haven't been this turned on for years! (well maybe a couple of days!!). I hope i can keep it going for a while. Damn, I wish I had some viagra.

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            • #7
              And then what?

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              • #8
                Like SB said "Annnn thannn"....dont leave us hanginnnn
                "Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the world"
                Albert Einstein

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                • #9
                  great story so far...

                  I can say i have found myself in very similar situation on
                  a few occaisons....

                  That hose and bucket stuff really makes my equipment shudder

                  Still when in Rome............


                  Azza


                  A worthy trip report

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                  • #10
                    My recommendation when dealing with roaches, is to leave the lights off. Trust me, the last thing you or your date want to see is the swarm of roaches around you (and they are there!). Turn out those lights and keep chanting in your head that ignorance is bliss.
                    I'm a rough-ridin', hootin' and hollerin', ladyboy lovin' cowboy! Bang bang yer dead!!!

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                    • #11
                      We lay there just kissing, hugging and touching for what seems ages, then she says , "you want to fuck me?"

                      "no actually, "I said - nah , of course.

                      She gets up to find a condom and i decide to visit the corner to take a piss, even though its now dark in there. I am sure i am being watched by the roach army but there are no further incidents and am soon back on the bed.

                      She uses her tongue expertly to bring me back to attention and rolls on the condom.

                      She is probably one of the best fucks of my life, very passionate and loving and we are soon coming together.
                      After we lay together for a while, and then she finishes off with a great blow job. Fantastic.

                      After a few minutes i get up and get dressed and give her a good fee, and am seen to the door.

                      I walk out of the appartment complex and look at my phone, 4.45am, pitch black, and not a taxi in sight.

                      Fuck, - where am I? I start walking down the road towards some lights and hope i'll soon find a taxi.....

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                      • #12
                        I start walking down the road towards some lights and hope i'll soon find a taxi.....
                        A taxi? In Pattaya? Fuck... you really are a 'Pattaya First Timer!'

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                        • #13
                          Hmm, well he's not exactly wrong, there are a few taxis in Pattaya, but they usually are for the 800 Baht airport run. I am sure he means a Baht bus!

                          I was tempted to move this to the trip reports forum, but since you haven't moved it - I guess it stays in the Pattaya forum.

                          Excellent trip report, I am 100% sure you have closely read Dummyplug's epic adventures, his 1st trip report, and almost completed 2nd report.

                          Looking forward to the completion of your saga for this trip!

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                          • #14
                            Your got yer Mother in a whirl
                            Shes not sure if your a Boy or a Girl

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                            • #15
                              (PattayaFirsttimer @ Sep. 09 2007,01:27) ... 4.45am, pitch black, and not a taxi in sight.

                              Fuck, - where am I? I start walking down the road towards some lights and hope i'll soon find a taxi.....


                              perhaps you should have asked before some "eurotrash", how to move (safely and secure ) around in Pattaya ...

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