THE Pattaya game plan...

[TTChang]

(Socrates999 @ Dec. 18 2007,01:05) ... Make a right at 2nd Rd, head to Hema Cabaret, soi 9. Keep your filthy hands off Wave- bad enough that her Turk boyfriend stole her from me by luring her with a new pair of the best tits I've ever seen, without being further sullied by your lot, TTChang. Oops, did I mention any names?

Yes, I did read every word of 'The Master's Guide to LB hunting in Pattaya'  

Agreed on her tits - especially last night when on stage they kept trying to put on a show of their own      But, like you, I'm keeping my distance with BF around supervising his investments  

Anyway, I have another interest in that troupe - so you can keep your over-active cock pointing elsewhere Mr Socrates ....some hope!

[qwerty]

fantastic. now i know why they call you socrates... you wise old sage... but are the LBs at minou good looking / passable? thanks again....

[qwerty]

and yes i was afraid of the search police, tho i have another name for them.


wanna know what it is?





...do a search, bitches!

[jimslim]

Excellent sir - 2 weeks holiday in one night

[LBloom]

Here's the master plan:

11-12 AM: at Starbucks, corner soi 13/1 and Beach Rd. Have a coffee and observe the beach scene.

12-2: Massage, soi Beukaow, Thai Traditional Massage School, just north of the Tuesday/Friday market, same side of soi. 150B/hr, buy 10, get 1 free. Just massage, but in Pattaya, why go to a massage parlor for sex?

2-4: Baht bus to soi Diana, walk to Beach Rd., through Mike Shopping Mall. Walk up the beach to soi 6/1. Up the back of 6/1, down soi 6. Afternoon at Pook Bar, soi 6. Maybe a short time.

4-7:30: Back to hotel, shit/shower/shave, followed by a light dinner.

7:30-8:30: Club 131, soi Yamato (13/1). Play with girls. Maybe a short time.

8:30: Stringfellows, soi Yamato, for the nekkid LB show (if it's still happening. I've left this part out lately).

9-10:00: Baht bus to soi 1/2nd Rd. Work your way back to soi 6, down soi 6, quickie with any of numerous LBs, maybe Pook Bar again (hate that place!)

10:00-11:30: Baht bus to soi 7. Hit Goldfingers. Fuck May/Kip/Boy/etc. Walk up soi 7, checkout Wally's Screwdriver Bar and keep your eyes open for the stray LBs. Return to Beach Rd, head to soi 8, stop at Poppy Bar on the corner for Tang or Gitar. Continue up soi 8, again keeping your eyes open. Make a right at 2nd Rd, head to Hema Cabaret, soi 9. Keep your filthy hands off Wave- bad enough that her Turk boyfriend stole her from me by luring her with a new pair of the best tits I've ever seen, without being further sullied by your lot, TTChang. Oops, did I mention any names? After, walk right on 2nd Rd., viewing Triple X from the safe distance across the street. Continue down to the soi 10 complex, then cut down any soi to Beach Rd. Baht bus to Walking St.

11:30:-2: 1st, Blue Ice, then Lita's, then head down to the Tuna complex across from Tony's, last bar on the right at the end by the water. It is the spawning ground for new LB's. Checkout soi 16, then back towards JSB, checking out Linda's, the other Tuna, both 7-11s, sidewalks, gutters, rooftops, balconies (seriously!). LBs everywhere. Maybe sit at JP and watch parade. Corner seat is great for chatting as the girls head through the barriers towards Marine Plaza area. Close with a long time.

Other diversions: Hit Royal Garden or Big C to troll for stray LBs, maybe sneak in Malibu Cabaret or a ladyboy massage. If you have the energy and don't mind immersing yourself in Gayville, head to Minou in Sunee to view girls who surely will be legal age (at some point) or possibly Cat's Place.

Take 2 Viagra, don't call me in the morning. Repeat as needed.

Yessir, I accept your mission - I will arrive on the 3rd Jan - I know of course that if I do not succeed you will deny any knowledge but if I do, I will give a full report back - For King and Country

LBloom


PS Did you know that Socrates' last words were something about a chicken?