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Some "Rules for the first-timer" in Thailand:
(these "rules" are based on a single three-week adventure and may well be superceded by more authoritative sources, but I stand by them. I will separately post some specific girl/hotel/city suggestions, which will be more "advice" than "rule". ENJOY!)
1. Do NOT fall in love with the first Goddess you meet.
2. Do NOT stay in any city more than three nights until you've been to at least three cities. (If you only have one week in Thailand this rule can be reduced to two nights in two cities before you plan your finale, but it's a semi-rule that ANY trip to Thailand should be for AT LEAST ten nights. Otherwise the flight might cost you more than the entire rest of your trip!)
3. Do NOT see the same gurl twice until you've seen at least eight gurls. (Just say "I butterfly" and shake your head in self-deprecation until the beauty beside you accepts it.)
4. Do NOT fall in love AT LEAST until you've finished your three-city, eight-ladyboy de rigeur tour. (On a one-week vacation love/monogamy is strictly forbidden. End of discussion.)
5. Smile politely, bargain thoroughly, tip generously.
6. Don't believe anything Stogie tells you about food. Let the ladyboy pick the restaurant.
6A. Believe everything Stogie tells you about things other than food.
7. Practice entering showbars such as Cascade, Obsession and Casanova saying "No thank you" and avoiding eye contact of any longer than 1.3 seconds until you've half-finished your first beer and had a chance to watch at least two shifts on the carousel/stage. Don't feel obliged to take home the first incredibly beautiful ladyboy who puts one hand inside your shorts and the other beneath her panties and suggests you compare desires. Of course, you CAN take her home if you want to...
8. No matter how beautiful you think the ladyboy in the photo spread at ATS is and no matter how badly you want to meet her, do NOT promise her more than one date. When you walk into the club/bar to meet her for the first time you will see three or four equally or more beautiful ladyboys who are just as eager to spend time with you. Let them.
9. LET THEM!!
10. Have addresses/directions for Nana Plaza (Soi 4) in Bangkok, Hi-Boss (Soi 6) in Pattaya and Cocktails & Dreams (Soi Bangla) in Phuket. When in those cities, sometime between 8pm-midnight, just go to those places: EVERYTHING else will take care of itself.
11. Buy the mamasan a beer. Take her advice. Tell her what you REALLY want. She wants you to come back the next night with a smile. When you do, be sure you take home a different girl. (see rules 1 and 4).
12. At 1:30 am on at least one night of your stay you must be on Soi 4 outside Nana Plaza in Bangkok and then again on Soi Bangla outside Soi Tiger in Phuket -- to watch the most amazing bargirl exodus/pick-up scenes in the ladyboy/GG world. It will make you dizzy and send you home with your hands full. (And with no barfine!)
13. Do NOT fall in love.....or at least really, really try not to....
(these "rules" are based on a single three-week adventure and may well be superceded by more authoritative sources, but I stand by them. I will separately post some specific girl/hotel/city suggestions, which will be more "advice" than "rule". ENJOY!)
1. Do NOT fall in love with the first Goddess you meet.
2. Do NOT stay in any city more than three nights until you've been to at least three cities. (If you only have one week in Thailand this rule can be reduced to two nights in two cities before you plan your finale, but it's a semi-rule that ANY trip to Thailand should be for AT LEAST ten nights. Otherwise the flight might cost you more than the entire rest of your trip!)
3. Do NOT see the same gurl twice until you've seen at least eight gurls. (Just say "I butterfly" and shake your head in self-deprecation until the beauty beside you accepts it.)
4. Do NOT fall in love AT LEAST until you've finished your three-city, eight-ladyboy de rigeur tour. (On a one-week vacation love/monogamy is strictly forbidden. End of discussion.)
5. Smile politely, bargain thoroughly, tip generously.
6. Don't believe anything Stogie tells you about food. Let the ladyboy pick the restaurant.
6A. Believe everything Stogie tells you about things other than food.
7. Practice entering showbars such as Cascade, Obsession and Casanova saying "No thank you" and avoiding eye contact of any longer than 1.3 seconds until you've half-finished your first beer and had a chance to watch at least two shifts on the carousel/stage. Don't feel obliged to take home the first incredibly beautiful ladyboy who puts one hand inside your shorts and the other beneath her panties and suggests you compare desires. Of course, you CAN take her home if you want to...
8. No matter how beautiful you think the ladyboy in the photo spread at ATS is and no matter how badly you want to meet her, do NOT promise her more than one date. When you walk into the club/bar to meet her for the first time you will see three or four equally or more beautiful ladyboys who are just as eager to spend time with you. Let them.
9. LET THEM!!
10. Have addresses/directions for Nana Plaza (Soi 4) in Bangkok, Hi-Boss (Soi 6) in Pattaya and Cocktails & Dreams (Soi Bangla) in Phuket. When in those cities, sometime between 8pm-midnight, just go to those places: EVERYTHING else will take care of itself.
11. Buy the mamasan a beer. Take her advice. Tell her what you REALLY want. She wants you to come back the next night with a smile. When you do, be sure you take home a different girl. (see rules 1 and 4).
12. At 1:30 am on at least one night of your stay you must be on Soi 4 outside Nana Plaza in Bangkok and then again on Soi Bangla outside Soi Tiger in Phuket -- to watch the most amazing bargirl exodus/pick-up scenes in the ladyboy/GG world. It will make you dizzy and send you home with your hands full. (And with no barfine!)
13. Do NOT fall in love.....or at least really, really try not to....
has used them a lot and says they're excellent as well and easy to redeem your miles with.
(my 6th time in LOS )
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