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Well, sorry USA, but I have to tell this story...
I am sitting in Saxaphone music bar. It is the first time I've been there without a LB.
I have a shirt on that says in huge fucking red letters, "I AM CANADIAN". I have a bottle of Jack Daniel in front of me. Because I bought the bottle, they gave me a free CD pouch with JACK DANIELS in 100 point font on it.
A fat, drunk, somewhat ugly American girl comes up to me. She moves the JACK DANIELS CD jacket from the chair beside me to sit down. I move the JACK DANIELS bottle so she has nothing in front of me. I am facing her with my I AM CANADIAN T-Shirt on me.
She says, Where are you from?. I say Canada, duh? She says where? I say Ottawa, the capital of Canada. She says Where is that. I say, Central-East. She says where is that? I say kind of North of Buffalo. She says, ah, ok, now I know. She says what are you drinking? I point to the bottle and CD cover she had moved and say, Well, I think its Jack Daniels. She says, Oh ya. She tries to pick me up, and I try my best to not be rude but make it crystal clear, no chance.
More unbelievable chit-chat with her fat face and boddy wiggling, bad makeup, bad tight clothing, and I can't handle it anymore and call my May to get over to the bar fast. May, of course, is dressed to the hilt, slim as a toothpick, and looks great. The fat lady, now back at her table stares for the rest of the evening.
No offense USA, she could be Canadian, or European, but I really think these western girls just don't get it. They think they can be fat, bad makeup, badly dressed, drunk, and we are dying to have sex with them. Like in your dreams, baby.
I would say 80% of all foreign women in Bangkok are generally pretty fat, bad makeup, badly dressed, and think we are degenerate because we go with a Thai woman or LB.
I am sitting in Saxaphone music bar. It is the first time I've been there without a LB.
I have a shirt on that says in huge fucking red letters, "I AM CANADIAN". I have a bottle of Jack Daniel in front of me. Because I bought the bottle, they gave me a free CD pouch with JACK DANIELS in 100 point font on it.
A fat, drunk, somewhat ugly American girl comes up to me. She moves the JACK DANIELS CD jacket from the chair beside me to sit down. I move the JACK DANIELS bottle so she has nothing in front of me. I am facing her with my I AM CANADIAN T-Shirt on me.
She says, Where are you from?. I say Canada, duh? She says where? I say Ottawa, the capital of Canada. She says Where is that. I say, Central-East. She says where is that? I say kind of North of Buffalo. She says, ah, ok, now I know. She says what are you drinking? I point to the bottle and CD cover she had moved and say, Well, I think its Jack Daniels. She says, Oh ya. She tries to pick me up, and I try my best to not be rude but make it crystal clear, no chance.
More unbelievable chit-chat with her fat face and boddy wiggling, bad makeup, bad tight clothing, and I can't handle it anymore and call my May to get over to the bar fast. May, of course, is dressed to the hilt, slim as a toothpick, and looks great. The fat lady, now back at her table stares for the rest of the evening.
No offense USA, she could be Canadian, or European, but I really think these western girls just don't get it. They think they can be fat, bad makeup, badly dressed, drunk, and we are dying to have sex with them. Like in your dreams, baby.
I would say 80% of all foreign women in Bangkok are generally pretty fat, bad makeup, badly dressed, and think we are degenerate because we go with a Thai woman or LB.
.... can't agree more!!!!
Cursed Tripod!
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