Guide to living in Thailand

[kahuna]

Rule #15

When walking down the sidewalk in BKK on Mondays always walk
to the right or the left side...This way you will avoid the holes the
Thais dig to trap unsuspecting farangs...Note: this rule only applies
on Mondays every other day of the week the sidewalk is so crowded
with vendors selling tourist shit that you have to walk in the street...
When walking in the street See rule # 8.

[kaos]

rule 16
when you fuck a lb from the bar or street do what makes you happy and dont bother what she really like

[rob69in]

Back to rule number 1, "Money Number 1", never ever forget rule number 1, its the the unwritten law!. No money, No honey! Wthout money you are nothing!

For those who think otherwise, hand your entire income into charity, pay for nothing, have no money, have nothing. Despute it at your peril. Doesn't matter how you juggle it. No money, no nothing!

[kahuna]

Rule # 17 Robin

Rule # 18

How to tell if a ladyboy is telling a lie...

Their lips are moving...

[sid the sexist]

Rule 19...

When you ask a ladyboy out to dinner either make sure you have already shot your load or invite her to eat at a place that doesn't sell Thai food.

(You'll not feel in the mood for hanky panky once you smell her armit breath after she's eaten.)

[sid the sexist]

Rule *20...

Never ever invite her to dinner with her friends...

You'll pay for a shit load of uneaten food and you won't get a word in edgeways...

[Ladyboy_Loser!]

Rule #21. Never ask her where she wants to go shopping. Her answer will always be Siam Paragon or Emporium and your pocketbook will take a major hit.